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John Clayton 'This Is SportsCenter' epic blooper reel

By Michael Katz, USA TODAY
Updated

The John Clayton "This is SportsCenter" commercial released last week might be ESPN's best ever. Wednesday, a blooper reel appeared on ESPN's YouTube channel, and it is epic.

Stop what you're doing and watch:

John Clayton, drumming on a carton of Chinese food with his chopsticks, screaming "Mom, what did I say?!" That's it, I'm dead. I am a dead person.

If there isn't an anchor willing to adopt "I'm driving you to the mall, my man. WE"RE GOING!" as a home run or touchdown call, then SportsCenter should just pack it in right now.

Show this to everyone you love and care about right now.

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