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Punchlines: Trump's time in office

Eileen Rivers
USA TODAY

How did the late-night comics tie President Trump to the Oscars, nuclear weapons and Rosetta Stone?

Jimmy Fallon

They all talked about his accomplishments (or lack thereof) during the just over a month that he's been in office. Jimmy Fallon offers translation services to foreign dignitaries who are having a hard time following the president's linguistic logic. Jimmy Kimmel tells us why the president is responsible for killing #OscarsSoWhite. And Stephen Colbert explains why the leader's ideas on nuclear weapons should scare us all.

Take a look at our favorite jokes from the weekend's late-night lineup, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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