DeMarcus Cousins only played two minutes Sunday in the 2017 NBA All-Star Game. Guy barely breaks a sweat, conducts a few interviews, gets changed and … flies back home to Sacramento?

Oh, yeah, never mind that.

Cousins probably had already left Smoothie King Center when he found out for sure that it would be his new NBA home. This photo from his manager, Andrew Rogers sums it up perfectly:

You may have heard Rogers’ name before, by the way. He’s the guy who slapped Jason Terry.

The Pelicans, for their part, also dropped a pretty perfect tweet.

This trade was something else.