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Breaking down 109 ridiculous prop bets ahead of Super Bowl 51

It’s that time of year again! Super Bowl prop bets. Needless to say, there are SO many of them, so For The Win‘s Luke Kerr-Dineen and Steven Ruiz are running through all the ones they can find on a variety of different websites around the Internet. So, without further adieu…

Disclaimer: Odds may have changed since the time of publishing.

1. Odds to win Super Bowl LI

New England Patriots: 9/10
Atlanta Falcons: 10/9

Luke Kerr-Dineen: The Falcons are winning this. Outright. The offense is too good. I’ve been riding this train for weeks; you really thought I’d hop off now?

Steven Ruiz: Not betting against the Patriots. Especially with Bill Belichick having two weeks to prepare.

2. Odds to win Super Bowl MVP

Tom Brady: 3/2
Matt Ryan: 7/4
Julio Jones: 11/2
Field: 10/1

LKD: Go with the field. 10/1 is good odds on a guy like Mohamed Sanu or Devonta Freeman or Vic Beasley pulling out a game-changing play.

SR: If I’m going with the Pats, I have to pick Tom Brady here. The field is tempting, but always go QB.

3. O/U on the final score: 57.5

LKD: Under. There’ll be lots of nerves, which’ll tighten things up.

SR: Going under. Think both defenses perform better than expected.

4. O/U total points after the 1st quarter: 13.5

LKD: Yup, under. Though a tight-and-cagey start would be ideal for Pats fans.

SR: I’m expecting a cagey start. I’ll take the under.

5. O/U total points at halftime: 29.5

LKD: Ugh. I hate agreeing with Steven.

SR: Under again. I’m thinking it will be 13-7 at the half.

6. O/U total points after three quarters: 43.5

LKD: Things will heat up in the third quarter. Over.

SR: Under again, for the same reasons I’ve been saying.

7. Odds on the Super Bowl going to overtime: +894

LKD: The streak continues! This one will be settled in regular time.

SR: You know what? I’ll take those odds. We’ve never had one go to OT. “The 51st time is the charm” is a thing people say, right?

(Editors note: a previous version of this post noted the wrong odds)

8. Odds the Super Bowl winner returns to the Super Bowl next season: 18/1

LKD: Brady’s 39 and the Falcons weren’t supposed to be here in the first place. Good as they are, neither of these teams are returning next year.

SR: I’ll pass on this one. If New England wins, it will be depending on a 40-year-old QB to carry them to another Super Bowl.

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9. Odds a kicker misses an extra point: 7/3

LKD: Not going to happen, and certainly not worth those odds.

SR: Stephen Gostkowski has been shaky on extra points. Matt Bryant hasn’t missed one all season, so he’s due. I’m saying one misses.

10. Odds on which team gets more sacks

New England: 4/5
Atlanta: 5/4

LKD: Their team sack stats are about the same, so it really comes down to who you think will have more of the ball. New England tends to run the clock more than Atlanta, so the Falcons will have more opportunities for sacks.

SR: These teams both had 34 sacks during the regular season, so I’ll go with the better odds. Give me Atlanta.

11. O/U total sacks: 3.5

LKD: If we’re saying this is going to be a tight-and-cagey opening, the over makes sense.

SR: Both averaged two a game, so if they hit that mark, the over wins. Give me the over.

12. O/U total turnovers: 1.5

LKD: Really confident on the over here. It’s the Super Bowl. Nerves mean turnovers.

SR: Both Brady and Ryan have protected the ball all year. But I think one throws a pick and we’ll get at least one fumble, right?

13. Odds on which team will force more turnovers

New England: 8/9
Atlanta: 9/8

LKD: If one of the teams in this bet includes Tom Brady, always pick the other team.

SR: Belichick has a better chance of fooling Ryan than Quinn does of fooling Brady. Take the Pats here.

14. Odds there is a completed Hail Mary: 66/1

LKD: Nah.

SR: Aaron Rodgers isn’t playing, so nope.

15. Odds a defense scores a TD: 4/1

LKD: Not going to happen.

SR: These offenses are too good to give up a defensive TD. Pass.

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16. Odds a kick/punt is returned for a TD: 13/1

LKD: Super Bowls always have the potential to get nuts, but it’s hard to see this one happening.

SR: We have the seventh- and eighth-ranked special teams units in this game, per Pro Football Outsiders, so both of these teams are well coached. Don’t see either one pulling off a return.

17. Odds a kick/punt is blocked: 12/1

LKD: These two teams are well-coached. The fundamentals of this game will be solid.

SR: For the same reason as my last answer, nope.

18. Odds to throw more TDs

Tom Brady: 10/9
Matt Ryan: 5/3
Tie: 5/1

LKD: The Falcons offense will turn up the heat at some point during the game, and Ryan will win the day because of it.

SR: Both throw two. Give me the tie at 5/1.

19. Odds to score the most TDs

Julio Jones: 4/1
Devonta Freeman: 6/1
LeGarrette Blount: 7/1
Chris Hogan: 7/1
Julian Edelman: 9/1
Tevin Coleman: 9/1
Dion Lewis: 11/1
Mohamed Sanu: 11/1
FIELD: 12/1

LKD: Intrigued by Blount, but doesn’t really jive with my Falcons-are-going-to-win prediction. Julio’s the pick.

SR: I’ll take Freeman, who can score on the ground or through the air.

20. Odds to throw more INTs

Matt Ryan: 6/5
Tom Brady: 7/3
Tie: 3/1

LKD: Ryan will end the game with more touchdowns and picks than Brady.

SR: Ryan. Brady will not throw one in this game.

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21. Odds to rush for the most yards

LeGarrette Blount: 9/4
Devonta Freeman: 5/2
Tevin Coleman: 3/1
Dion Lewis: 6/1
FIELD: 28/1

LKD: Pats are going to grind the Falcons down, and Blount will be integral to that.

SR: Blount probably gets the most carries, so I’ll ride with him.

22. Odds to have the most receiving yards

Julio Jones: 2/1
Chris Hogan: 5/1
Julian Edelman: 5/1
Mohamed Sanu: 8/1
Martellus Bennett: 10/1
Taylor Gabriel: 10/1
FIELD: 14/1

LKD: Julio. He’s always capable of one big catch, and if when he gets it, that’ll basically lock up this bet.

SR: This is an Edelman kind of game. He’ll get a ton of catches and they’ll add up.

23. Odds both QBs throw for 300+ yards: 5/1

LKD: Nah. I reckon Ryan will, not sure about Brady.

SR: Can’t see both of them doing it, to be honest.

24. Odds multiple WRs have 100+ yards: 2/1

LKD: Doubtful. The Pats will spread the ball around too much.

SR: Agree with Luke. Sad!

25. Odds to score the first TD

Julio Jones: 9/2
Devonta Freeman: 5/1
LeGarrette Blount: 6/1
Mohamed Sanu: 7/1
Martellus Bennett: 9/1
Chris Hogan: 11/1
Julian Edelman: 11/1
Tevin Coleman: 14/1
Dion Lewis: 16/1
FIELD: 12/1

LKD: I like Blount at 6/1 here.

SR: Ugh, I’m agreeing with Luke far too often in this.

26. Odds the game breaks the Super Bowl record for most combined points: 8/3

LKD: Don’t like taking short odds on things that have never happened before.

SR: Odds definitely not good enough for me to even think about taking this one.

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27. Odds the game breaks the Super Bowl record for most combined TDs: 7/3

LKD: Again, don’t like these odds here.

SR: Ditto.

28. Odds the game breaks the Super Bowl record for most combined yards from scrimmage: 5/1

LKD: Intriguing, but would require the Pats offense exploding by more than I think they’re going to.

SR: None of these odds are good enough for me to take one of these “record-breaking” bets.

29. Odds the game breaks the Super Bowl record for combined QB passing yards: 3/2

LKD: You’d need solidly north of 600 yards for this to happen. It’s not going to descent into that much of a shootout.

SR: I know I just said I’m not touching any of these bets, but this one is intriguing. I still say no.

30. Odds the game breaks the Super Bowl record for combined QB TD passes: 2/1

LKD: Steve Young has six passes BY HIMSELF in a game. They won’t even get that high.

SR: Yeah, not happening.

31. Odds both teams score on their opening possession: 1/1

LKD: There’ll be a nervy few punts to get this one going.

SR: Not at those odds. Not worth the risk. One sack or offensive penalty could derail a drive.

32. Odds to pass for the most yards

Matt Ryan: 5/6
Tom Brady: 6/5

LKD: Need more than Kurt Warner’s 414, which isn’t going to happen.

SR: Nope.

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33. Over/Under number of coach’s challenges: 1

LKD: More likely to be two challenges than zero, especially if it’s close. It’s the Super Bowl, after all.

SR: There will be at least one challenge on a catch call. So either go with the push or the over. I’ll take the over.

34. Odds of successfully making a Super Bowl-winning kick in the final minute (assuming they have the opportunity)

Matt Bryant: 1/8
Stephen Gostkowski: 1/5

LKD: Even if it happens, the odds are so bad that it renders this bet pointless.

SR: Passing on this one since I took the overtime prop.

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35. Odds the fullbacks score a TD

Patrick DiMarco: 30/1
James Develin: 55/1

LKD: DiMarco could be a sneaky one.

SR: Both of these teams actually use their fullbacks; that’s rare in today’s NFL. DiMarco is used more in the passing game, so I’ll go with him.

36. Over/Under height of the tallest player to score a TD: 6’3″

LKD: A bit of a tricky one. Julio’s 6’3″, so unless Martellus Bennett grabs one, this one is a push at best.

SR: Yeah, going with the under.

37. Over/Under weight of the heaviest player to score a TD: 249.5 lbs

LKD: Blount would hit the over on this one, so considering I think he’ll score one, give me the over.

SR: This is an easy one. Blount will put this one over.

38. Odds of a TD being scored via kick return, punt return, interception return, or fumble return: 20/1

LKD: Not banking on any weird things happening in this game.

SR: Don’t see it happening.

39. Odds the opening coin toss comes up…

Heads: 1/1
Tails: 1/1

LKD: Tails never fails.

SR: I always pick tails in Madden, and I’m not switching up here.

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40. Odds the team that wins the coin toss…

Defers: 1/2
Receives: 2/1

LKD: Going to receive, get some points on the board and set the agenda.

SR: I don’t think either of these teams wants to put the other’s offense on the field.

41. Odds a challenged play gets overturned: 3/1

LKD: Why not!

SR: NFL refs have been bad this year, so I’m guessing they get at least one wrong.

42. Odds on what color Gatorade will be poured on the winning coach:

Orange: 7/2
Blue: 15/4
Clear/Water: 4/1
Purple: 6/1
Yellow: 13/2
None: 10/1

LKD: Who would bet on “none” here? Give me yellow.

SR: I’ll go with blue. It always seems to be blue.

43. Odds on what color hoodie Bill Belichick wears

Blue: 4/11
Grey: 3/1
Red: 40/1
Field: 50/1

LKD: He’s going Patriots blue, all day.

SR: I’m thinking blue, but I don’t like those odds, so give me grey. Don’t even think about going with the field.

44. Odds the game gets delayed (by anything): 19/1

LKD: Remember the blackout? I like these odds. Lots of stuff going on at the Super Bowl.

SR: I want to take this bet, but I just can’t see it happening.

45. Odds the power goes out in the stadium: 99/1

LKD: I want to take this bet just so I could brag about it if it actually does happen.

SR: How ironic would it be if the power goes at NRG Stadium? It’s not happening, but I want it to.

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46. Odds there is a Microsoft tablet malfunction: 6/1

LKD: Microsoft will have its bases covered for this one.

SR: Nope, and I’m sure Microsoft has already made sure any kind of malfunction goes unreported.

47. Odds a participating player is arrested during Super Bowl week: 15/1

LKD: Nope, everyone will be on their best behavior this week.

SR: Nah, not with a Belichick-coached team there.

48. Odds there is a brawl on the field: 150/1

LKD: What is defined as a “brawl”? Could see some scuffeling, but no full-on brawl.

SR: Yeah, no brawls here. We got one last time the Pats were in the Super Bowl, but one of the instigators, Rob Gronkowski, isn’t playing in this one.

49. Odds there is a brawl in the stands amongst the fans: 1/5

LKD: LOCK. Patriots fans will be especially grumpy after they lose.

SR: Patriots fans will have nothing to fight over, Luke.

50. Odds a fan streaks the field: 4/1

LKD: It’d be fun, but security will be way too tight.

SR: There’s no way a streaker is getting through security.

51. Odds a fan throws a _____ on the field:

flare 15/1
slightly deflated football: 19/1
dildo: 45/1
dead falcon: 300/1

LKD: Again, security won’t let this happen. Quite like those “slightly deflated football” odds, though…

SR: I want all of these to be thrown on the field, but none of them will.

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52. Odds Bill Belichick retires after SB LI: 12/1

LKD: Evil robots can’t retire, can they?

SR: Nope.

53. Odds Tom Brady retires after SB LI: 11/1

LKD: Brady’s got those high tech pajamas now. He’s got, like, 10 more years left in him.

SR: Right after he just started wearing his performance pajamas? Nah. Brady will play until he’s 45.

54. O/U references to Deflategate/Spygate: 4.5

LKD: Under. There’ll be a mention or two, but five is WAY too many.

SR: Under all the way. You bring it up once or twice. Not five times.

55. O/U on the number of times Gisele is shown on screen: 1.5

LKD: If the Pats win, they’ll smash the over.

SR: Under. Was she even shown at the last Super Bowl the Pats played?

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56. O/U mentions of modern dynasty: 3.5

LKD: Over is dependent on the Pats winning, so because I don’t think that’s going to happen, give me the under.

SR: Then I’ll take the over. New England is winning.

57. Odds Tom Brady breaks the Super Bowl record for most passing TDs: 49/1

LKD: Nope.

SR: He’d have to get over 414 to do it. Can’t see that happening unless the Patriots fall behind big early.

58. Odds Rob Gronkowski plays in the Super Bowl: 1,000/1

LKD: Should light your money on fire rather than betting on this. At least that way you’ll get a few seconds of warmth.

SR: Well, this is just a stupid bet. That would be against NFL rules since he’s on IR. What’s that? The rulebook has never stopped the Patriots? Good point. Still guessing no.

59. O/U references to Michael Vick: 1.5

LKD: Over all day long. Storyline too easy.

SR: Over. They are going to bring up Ryan replacing him, and I’m expecting at least one more reference.

60. O/U references to “Dirty Birds” team: 2.5

LKD: One mention is a lock, twice could happen if someone does it as a celebration. Three seems like too many.

SR: Oooh, this is a good one. The last time the Falcons were in the Super Bowl, the “Dirty Bird” was the team’s signature dance. I could see Joe Buck mentioning that team once, but no more than twice. Under.

61. O/U on the number of times Arthur Blank is shown on screen: 3.5

LKD: Over. He’ll get to two showings pretty easily. If the Flacons win, he’ll smooth past the over.

SR: This is a tough one, but my gut is telling me under. If Atlanta wins, though, it will be over.

62. O/U references to the team trying to win its first Super Bowl: 4.5

LKD: Over. All. Day. Long.

SR: I’m going under. They’ll mention it at the beginning and near then end if it remains close.

63. Odds Devonta Freeman and Tevin Coleman both score TDs in the Super Bowl: 5/3

LKD: Eh. Don’t want to bank on both of these things happening.

SR: Nah.

64. Odds Matt Ryan scores a rushing TD in the Super Bowl: 12/1

LKD: Nope. Don’t get cheeky.

SR: He got one against the Packers, but he’s not going to do it two weeks in a row.

65. Odds Dan Quinn wears a hair piece during the game: 50/1

LKD: Not going to happen, but he totally should. Would be such a power move.

SR: Two thoughts: Who would take this bet? It’s ridiculous. And Quinn should totally do it. If only to confuse Belichick.

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66. O/U on the number of times the phrase “greatest of all-time” is said during the broadcast: 5.5

LKD: Greatest dynasty (Patriots), greatest coach (Belichick), greatest quarterback (Brady), greatest offense (Atlanta), all probably going to be mentioned in some context at some point, so sure, give me the over.

SR: Man, I’m I crazy for absolutely loving the under here. Five times? I could see the conversation coming up once or twice, but five times? Nah.

67. O/U on the number of times Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are seen on screen during the broadcast: 4.5

LKD: Under. That’s way too high.

SR: I just don’t know how many opportunities there are to cut to the commentators. Commentators are better heard than seen. Under.

68. O/U on the length of the broadcast: 215.5 minutes

LKD: I dunno man. Under.

SR: I see this game flying by. Give me the under. 

69. O/U on the number of times FOX show stars are shown in the crowd during the broadcast: 1.5

LKD: In the crowd? Under.

SR: I don’t think this happens once, let alone twice. Who are they gonna show? The dude from Sleepy Hollow? Andy Samberg? Does FOX have star they a proud of?

70. O/U on references to Tom Brady and Matt Ryan being “similar” QBs: 1.5

LKD: SO MANY TIMES. OVER ALL DAY LONG.

SR: Eh, I don’t know how similar they are, so I don’t see this happening more than once.

71. O/U times Robert Kraft and family are shown during the game: 2.5

LKD: Over, especially if the Pats win.

SR: Over. Too many Kraft-related subplots for FOX not to show him more than twice. If the Patriots win, this is a lock. Over.

72. Odds that Fox replay official Mike Pereira is wrong on the first coach’s challenge: 7/3

LKD: Deferring to Steven on this. I’ll pass.

SR: Pereira rarely gets calls wrong, so I would avoid this one. You’ll remember Mike Carey got his first review wrong in Super Bowl 50. I doubt history repeats itself.

73. Odds of Joe Buck being clean shaven for the Super Bowl broadcast: 10/1

LKD: No way. Joe’s gonna rock the stubble.

SR: Buck has been rocking a beard throughout the playoffs, but the Super Bowl is a different story. I think he cleans up for the big one.

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74. Odds on the primary color of Joe Buck’s tie

Blue: 1/5
Purple: 14/1
Red: 16/1
Field: 9/1

LKD: Red too bright, can’t see purple. Give me boring blue.

SR: I like the purple option. Go neutral with it. And those 14/1 odds are enticing.

75. Odds on the pattern of Joe Buck’s tie

Solid: 9/8
Stripes: 3/2
Polka-Dots: 12/1
Field: 14/1

LKD: It’s going to be solid. Boring, I know.

SR: Yeah, Buck is kind of a boring dude. Give me solid.

76. Over/Under Troy Aikman references to one of his Super Bowl games: 1.5

LKD: Could see two, can’t see more than that. Under.

SR: Though he does like to dwell in the past, I don’t see this happening.

77. Odds on the first DeflateGate reference by Buck /Aikman (or sideline reporter)

1st quarter: 7/4
2nd quarter: 5/3
3rd quarter: 5/1
4th quarter: 8/1

LKD: It’ll be mentioned once early and not again. First quarter seems right.

SR: Yeah, first is a good call.

78. Odds the word DeflateGate is not mentioned by Buck/Aikman (or the sideline reporters) during the game: 8/1

LKD: The NFL doesn’t have that much pull…does it?

SR: This is a sucker’s bet. It HAS to be mentioned. Right? RIGHT?

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79. Over/Under number of sideline reports from Erin Andrews during the game broadcast (between the opening kickoff and the final play): 5.5

LKD: Yeah, six to hit the over is way too high.

SR: Five seems a little high. We’ll get one at the start of the game. One at the end of the half. One before the second half. I can’t see them going down to her three more times unless there’s a serious injury. Under.

80. Odds all four Fox Studio analysts (Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Michael Strahan, Jimmy Johnson) pick the Patriots to win: 3/1

LKD: No way. Someone’s picking the Falcons.

SR: Nope. Bradshaw’s picking the Falcons. Book it.

81. Odds there is a halftime show sound malfunction: 12/1

LKD: Show some respect! This is the Super Bowl.

SR: Nope.

82. Odds there is a halftime show wardrobe malfunction: 2/1

LKD: Odds are way too short on this one. That was a one time only event.

SR: Not happening.

83. Odds Lady Gaga wears an outfit that “breaks” Twitter: 1/3

LKD: Gaga’s going to go understated (relatively speaking) for her show. The NFL’s heavy hand will win the day.

SR: Either a millennial wrote these props, or some old dude trying to be “hip” wrote them. How do you even measure this? I’m not even putting forth a prediction. I refuse to further acknowledge this prop’s existence.

84. Odds Lady Gaga wears an outfit FOX needs to blur for indecency: 3/2

LKD: Her outfit may be weird, but it won’t be indecent.

SR: No chance. Everything has been reviewed and approved at this point.

85. Odds Lady Gaga has a snake on stage during the halftime show: 4/5

LKD: Seems like a pretty overwhelming environment for a snake.

SR: Why aren’t the odds for this higher? Basically even money? Does Lady Gaga bring snakes on stage all the time and I don’t know it? I’m guessing no.

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86. Odds someone catches on fire during the halftime show: 25/1

LKD: I mean, I guess I’d bet on this, but only at the right odds. 25/1?! WAY too short.

SR: Do people actually bet on stuff like this? Just know there will be at least one person watching the halftime show rooting for someone to catch on fire. I won’t be that person. Pass.

87. O/U on the number of guest performers during the halftime show: 0.5

LKD: There’ll be some surprise, NFL-approved star. Get ready for Coldplay 2.0!

SR: Lady Gaga seems like somebody who’d want the stage to herself, so I’ll go under.

88. Odds on Lady Gaga’s opening halftime show song

The Edge Of Glory: 3/1
Perfect Illusion: 7/2
Born This Way: 4/1
Other: 2/1

LKD: It’s going to start slow and then build. I like those odds for Born This Way.

SR: Yeah, Born This Way is really a no-brainer.

89. Odds on Lady Gaga’s closing halftime show song

Til It Happens To You: 4/1
You and I: 5/1
Just Dance: 11/2
Other: 1/1

LKD: Something loud and exciting and relevant, like Edge of Glory. Give me the other.

SR: I don’t know any of these songs, but I do know of other Lady Gaga songs, so I’m going with other.

90. O/U total number of songs during halftime show: 7.5

LKD: I’m with Steven. Eight way too many.

SR: Eight seems like a lot. I’ll take the under here.

91. Odds Lady Gaga gets booed during the halftime show: 9/1

LKD: How loud do the boos have to be? If we’re just talking about one person booing, hold on two seconds while I make a quick call…

SR: Well, the crowd on the field is usually fake, right? So we may not even hear the fans who do decide to boo.

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92. Odds someone falls off the stage during the halftime show: 12/1

LKD: 12/1 seems short, right? The dancers will be well-drilled enough so that this won’t happen.

SR: Hahahahaha. I hope so, because people falling off stages is always funny. But it’s probably not going to happen. I would still bet on it just so I could root for it to happen.

93. Odds on which company will air the first commercial (after the coin toss):

Bud Light: 25/1
Lexus: 30/1
Intel: 30/1
Skittles: 30/1
Wix: 30/1
TurboTax: 33/1
Avocados from Mexico: 35/1
Mr. Clean: 35/1
Hyundai: 500/1

LKD: Going to take a sneaky long shot here. TurboTax.

SR: Tempted to take Avocados from Mexico, but I’ll go with Bud Light. That’s the safe bet.

94. Odds on which brand will win best commercial (per USA Today’s ad meter):

Budweiser: 5/2
Hyundai: 4/1
Wix: 5/1
FIELD: 5/3

LKD: Budweiser always wins the day.

SR: Taking the field. Don’t know why. Just a feeling.

95. O/U commercials parodying Donald Trump: 1.5

LKD: Under. Not sure there’ll be more than one.

SR: Oh, man. This is tough. I’m going over. It’s just too easy to do.

96. O/U commercials featuring Peyton Manning: 1

LKD: This one will be a push. One, and none more.

SR: I just assume Peyton has been shooting commercials non-stop since retiring. Give me the over.

97. Odds a player in the game is featured in a commercial: 1/19

LKD: We already know Brady will star in one, so yes, take this bet.

SR: Under Armor will definitely have a Tom Brady commercial. Probably for his fancy pajamas.

98. Odds a player in the game is featured in multiple commercials: 9/1

LKD: Nah, It’ll be Brady and that’s it.

SR: Brady will be in a commercial but who else? Matt Ryan? Nah.

99.  Odds on who is more likely to host Saturday Night Live following the Super Bowl:

Tom Brady: 1/19
Julio Jones: 25/1
Matt Ryan: 50/1
Bill Belichick: 5,000/1

LKD: How great would it be Belichick actually did this though?

SR: Why isn’t “none” an option? Don’t bet on any of these people.

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100. Over/Under on the length of Luke Bryan’s National Anthem: 1 minute 58 seconds

LKD: Under. Gaga hit the over last year and she barely did.

SR: I’m expecting a no frills version of the anthem, so I’ll take the under.

101. Odds on the color of Luke Bryan’s shirt

Black: 5/4
White: 3/1
Red, White & Blue: 8/1
Field: 4/1

LKD: Red, White and Blue baby, all day long.

SR: Going for black, and I have no idea why.

102. Odds Luke Bryan wears cowboy boots and blue jeans: 4/1

LKD: LOCK. I don’t know Luke Bryan, but he just has that name, ya know?

SR: Just googled some pictures of Bryan and he’s not wearing blue jeans in any of them. I’ll say no.

103. Odds Luke Bryan puts his hand on his heart during the anthem: 1/6

LKD: Even if he does, it’s not worth those odds.

SR: Total coin flip. Going no.

104. Odds Luke Bryan uses a cheat sheet during the anthem: 19/1

LKD: Nah, won’t happen.

SR: I have no idea who Luke Bryan is, but guys with two first names KNOW the national anthem.

105. Odds Lady Gaga sings…

Bad Romance: 1/1
Born This Way: 13/2
Edge of Glory: 10/1
Poker Face: 22/1
Paparazzi: 30/1
Perfect Illusion: 35/1
Million Reasons: 40/1
Field: 4/1

LKD: Edge of Glory is the biggest lock on this entire list.

SR: Born This Way makes so much sense given the results of the election. And look at those odds.

106. Odds of Lady Gaga making an anti-Trump political statement during her performance (visual or vocal): 10/13

LKD: COULD YOU IMAGINE?! Would be nuts — wouldn’t put it past her — but the NFL simply won’t let it happen.

SR: The NFL won’t let that happen. If you don’t think they have some language in her contract about this very thing, you don’t know Roger Goodell.

107. Over/under number of Lady Gaga wardrobe changes during the performance: 2

LKD: Over. She’ll wear something and then tear that off and then put something on then tear that off.

SR: I’m going under. Are there a lot of wardrobe changes during Super Bowl halftime shows?

108. Odds on the primary color of Lady Gaga’s hair when she’s first on stage

Blond: 2/3
Brown: 3/1
Pink: 10/1
Field: 14/1

LKD: Blond makes sense.

SR: Blond. This my lock. Easy money.

109. Odds of Lady Gaga’s belly button being visible when she begins her performance: 5/8

LKD: No way. She wore a suit last year, and she’ll come out wearing something similar this time. She’ll start slow and then will gear up.

SR: Oof. this one is giving me a lot of trouble. Gaga has been going with a more classical look of late, so I’m gonna say no.

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