Betty White's best 'Golden Girls' advice in honor of her 95th birthday

Thank goodness for Betty White.

The Golden Girls actress is celebrating her 95th birthday Tuesday. In honor of this monumental day, we rounded up the best advice White's character, Rose Nylund, gave on the sitcom. Because we could all be a little bit more like Betty and Rose.

1. On aging

"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"

2. On fairness

"Sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo."

3. On self-care

"I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box."

4. On birds 

"If you hold a bird gently, the bird will stay. But if you squeeze the bird, his eyes will bug out."

5. On fish

"You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die."

6. On believing in yourself

"Belief can be powerful. I had a sty once, and every night I would close my eyes and think about it getting smaller and smaller until it went away!"

7. On how to be a "wild woman"

"Oh you bet I am! I eat raw cookie dough."

8. On haters

"Believe what you want, see what I care..."

9. On life

"It's like life is a giant weenie roast and I'm the biggest weenie!"

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