Punchlines: Washington gets ready for Trump

What's being done to prepare for President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration and stint in the White House?

Well, a band that plays Springsteen hits has been rehearsing. No, not the E Street Band. The B Street Band — a Bruce Springsteen tribute group that will perform during Inauguration festivities. Stephen Colbert explains why fake Springsteen is so much more appropriate for this gig than the real deal. Take a look at today's Punchlines, above, for the details.

And after Trump is sworn in, he'll need a presidential limousine. The modifications on his new ride, according to Fallon, will include a tiny glove compartment for tiny gloves.

And why did Trump say that we're all going to die? Alec Baldwin channels the politician during a news conference to give us an inside take.

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