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Jimmy Fallon

Punchlines: A Mayweather-Pacquiao fight to forget

USA TODAY
Seth Meyers

Floyd Mayweather defeated Manny Pacquiao for the welterweight world championship this weekend in Las Vegas. But was it the fight of the century? Not so much.

The mega matchup failed to live up to the hype. Instead of boxing, people saw a lot of cuddling, one comic joked. Perhaps it disappointed because Pacquiao is a congressman in the Philippines, which would explain why he didn't do much of anything the other night, another comedian joked. And did you know Jimmy Fallon and Mayweather have something in common? Watch this webisode of Punchlines to find out what it is.

Take a look at our favorite jokes from last night about the fight, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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