Punchlines: Apple's big announcement (it's not a new phone)

When Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, makes a big announcement, it's usually in front of a large crowd, on a tricked out stage, with an iGadget firmly in hand. And the world is usually watching. This time, the world reacted, but the announcement was more personal than professional. Cook came out as gay in an Oct. 30 column for Bloomberg Businessweek.

While the late-night comics have embraced the announcement, they are also wary of the Apple pitfalls. As one comic states, in true Apple fashion, a new Tim Cook is going to come out next week. Another points out how Samsung's CEO is going to make his own, even bigger announcement to one-up Apple. Listen to today's Punchlines to find out what that is.

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