In the seventh inning of the game between the New York Yankees and Toronto Blue Jays, one lucky fan caught a foul ball hit by Derek Jeter.

A foul ball hit by Derek Jeter in the final season of his illustrious career. That’s holy grail status in terms of sports memorabilia, as it’s pretty much priceless in terms of value.

Naturally, he wanted to share the moment with those dear to him. The fan handed the ball to his little girl, who promptly threw it back, which is a transgression of the HIGHEST ORDER.

Maybe he can tell himself that this will all be funny in 10 years, but it won’t be. It will never be funny. Nothing may ever be funny again.