The Toronto Blue Jays fell out of 2015 World Series contention when they lost to the Kansas City Royals in the AL Championship Series in six games. Next season, the team is expected to disperse.
Of course the fans don’t want to see their team — a team that was so close to greatness — break up. Usually fans just tweet at their favorite players or sometimes they’ll put up billboards. Toronto’s fans made a website.
You can go to anypricefordavid.com and state what you agree to do if Price stays put. As of Tuesday night, there are more than 3,000 statements from Blue Jays fans, “converted” Blue Jays fans and everyone in between.
A lot of them are about his dog, Astro.
CLAUSE 2910. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Karissa Hines, agree to Be Astro’s personal assistant
CLAUSE 3002. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Cheri Breeze , agree to Give Astro a bath as often as required until your contract expires
Some of them are very charitable.
CLAUSE 2947. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Chantel Whitter, agree to Pay $1 to a charity of his choice for a year.
And some are just plain silly.
CLAUSE 9. If David Price stays in Toronto, I, Felicia, agree to finally leave when someone says bye.
Overall, it’s a brilliant concept and does a great job of playing up to Price’s sense of humor.
(Thanks to Bleacher Report for sharing.)
