Behold: Adele's beautiful new bodyguard

There are too many Hello jokes that can be made here.

So we'll just cut to the chase.

Meet Peter Van der Veen, Adele's super-hot new bodyguard:

On some corners of the internet, he's already a known entity — as Lady Gaga's former bodyguard.

He can reach our telephone any day:

And now that he's been spotted on Adele's arm (you know, keeping her precious life safe and all), the denizens of the internet are starting to take notice.

Sorry, Gaga.

But when Adele needs an upgrade...she gets an upgrade.

Nice to meet you, Pete!