https://twitter.com/gspphoto/status/418485194534813696/

Three brothers in Minnesota built the snow shark seen above, and the brothers must all be engineers, because there is no way you can build a snow shark that big unless you have done some advanced study. I tried to build a snowman that was four feet tall and the thing fell over twice.

Also, this is by FAR the best way to experience sharks. For all you fools who go in the water looking for real sharks, which are definitely going to eat you, learn a thing from these snow-shark artists. Just build a shark of your own. It will look cooler, it will be much bigger, and it won’t eat you. This isn’t complicated. Not getting eaten is better than getting eaten. That’s just a fact.

(Thanks to @GSPphoto for sharing.)