Mardi Gras is right around the corner and the New Orleans Pelicans are getting into the season. The Pelicans brought back King Cake Baby, a giant plastic baby that will invade the darkest corners of your mind and terrorize your dreams.
Someone needs to get a hold of the Pelicans’ design team and tell them to stop. Only a few weeks after Pierre Pelican had to undergo massive facial reconstruction due to his creepiness, New Orleans returns with this OH MY GAWD WEAR ARE HIS PANTS?!
The King Cake Baby is a plastic toy hidden inside king cake during Mardi Gras. The baby is supposed to represent the baby Jesus. The Pelicans’ baby appears to be representing the team’s nightmarish record.
It’s staring into your soul.
