This man made a miniature 'Jurassic Park' for his pet tortoise

"What do they got in there, King Kong?" 

Nice try, Dr. Malcolm, but this miniature enclosure is actually home to (King) Louie, a leopard tortoise and the apparent pride and joy of YouTube user Oliver Turpin, who spared no expense to recreate the island theme park from your favorite precautionary tale, Jurassic Park. The resultant enclosure is a painstaking replica of the overrun park — right down to the broken fence, because "if there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it’s that life will not be contained. Life breaks free."

And so will Louie. Eventually. Maybe.