David Letterman's Final Top 10 List

It was an all-star lineup that marked the only guest appearances on the final Late Show with David Letterman.

But what a lineup! Here, in his final list, are the "Top 10 things I've always wanted to say to Dave:"

10. Alec Baldwin: "Of all the talk shows, yours is the most geographically convenient to my home."

9. Barbara Walters: "Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?"

8. Steve Martin: Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity...and a mistake."

7. Jerry Seinfeld: "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know what, I just thought of something: I'll be fine."

6. Jim Carrey: "Honestly Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor." (He gesticulated wildly).

5. Chris Rock: "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy." (Dave: "You know, I had nothing to do with that.")

4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale." (Seinfeld smirks). (Dave: "I had nothing to do with that either.")

3. Peyton Manning: "Dave, you are to comedy what I am to comedy."

2. Tina Fey: "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."

1. Bill Murray: "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you."