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Matthew McConaughey

Photos: WHAT is going on with Matthew McConaughey's hairline?

Hoai-Tran Bui
USATODAY

Stop what you're doing right now, Matthew McConaughey, and rethink your life choices.

We were okay with you losing all that weight in Dallas Buyers Club because, you know, you got that Oscar out of it, and because it made your cheekbones look ultra sultry in True Detective. But this combination of the fat suit, the balding hair piece and just general awfulness is too much for us.

McConaughey looks this way thanks to his upcoming film Gold, which is the set where these pics were snapped. Directed by Stephen Gaghan, McConaughey stars as Kenny Wells, a struggling businessman who goes on a hunt for gold in the Indonesian jungle. Here are even more pictures of this horrible McTransformation:

This is the exact opposite of alright, alright, alright.

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