Enjoy: Fake (and terrifying) toys based on 'The Revenant'

The Revenant is a movie about a man's struggle to survive after getting mauled by a bear and left for dead. There's revenge. Violence. Gore. Bison liver consumption. More gore. More violence. And a lot of snow.

Basically it's exactly what kids would like right? Right?

OK it's the worst movie you could take kids to see this weekend (besides Deadpool), but imagine if we tried to shore horn it into children's merchandising anyways (think of the Star Wars money!).

Funny or Die has imagined it. And it's perfect. Watch a fake ad for some fake Revenant toys below.

Even the kids are pulling for Leo to win the Oscar.