According to Ben Bolch of the Los Angeles Times, Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has taken advantage of the Lakers missing the playoffs by turning their locker room into an “owner’s lounge.”
What does an “owner’s lounge” mean? I don’t even really know! The mind reels. I imagine a lot of lobster. Just lobster everywhere.
No word yet on how Kobe Bryant feels about any of this, but I can’t wait to find out.
(Thanks to SB Nation for sharing.)