FYI: Erykah Badu is not a fan of her colon

Even we've got to admit that Us Weekly struck gold when it came up with its "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" column, which forces celebrities to reveal random trivia about themselves.

And they must have been delighted and shocked when Erykah Badu submitted her list, because some of the stuff she came up with is just ... AH-MAHZING.

Here are our favorite tidbits from the, um, eye-opening reveal that's wall-to-wall with classic Baduisms.

#4

"The craziest thing I’ve ever done is sign up to be a human being. I don’t remember it, because they took some of my memory away."

#9

"I’d love to ask God what’s up with the periods I get once a month!"

#11

"The funniest thing any of my kids has said was when I moved into my first house. My son, Seven, who was 3, said, 'What if somebody breaks in on us?' I said, 'Don’t worry, I got something to throw at his head.' And he said, 'What you gonna do, throw some money at him?'"

#13

"My least favorite body part is my colon."

#15

"Most people think I’m not capable of starting a bar brawl, but I will."

#19

"I don’t have a favorite rapper. I have three baby-daddy rappers, so I can’t pick one or you’re messing with my child support!"

#20

"The best thing about my ex Andre 3000 is that his checks never bounce."

#22

"I have a teepee where I put myself in time-out."

And, of course there's #24

"I would absolutely run for president."

Meanwhile, Andre 3000's somewhere looking like...