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Behold the fresh revelations in the new 'Star Wars' soundtrack listings

Bryan Alexander
USA TODAY
We love the new "Star Wars" soundtrack.

While most of America was in a post-Thanksgiving food coma, Amazon France was delivering its own, accidental Star Wars: The Force Awakens treat.

Someone over there, innocently enough, thought it would be a great idea to list the tracks from John Williams' hugely-anticipated soundtrack from the seventh Star Wars.

After all, it is one of the sites selling the the soundtrack to Force-loving Frenchies, and the pre-orders need some clarification.

Big mistake. The list immediately circulated and was dissected by information-mad fans looking for any new signs of life.  Amazon France removed the list tout de suite.

But the folks at Cinemablend listed it in its full glory (While the folks at Disney have not commented).

While not huge, the tracks are illuminating and interesting. So stop reading if you are not into these minor spoilers.

Here's the list:

Wait, does this mean I have to sing my confession?

1. Main Title and the Attack on the Jakku Village
2. The Scavenger
3. I can Fly Anything
4. Rey Meets bb-8
5. Follow Me
6. Rey’s Theme
7. The Falcon
8. That Girl with the Staff
9. The Rathtars!
10. Finn’s Confession
11. Maz’s Counsel
12. The Starkiller
13. Kylo Ren Arrives at the Battle
14. The Abduction
15. Han and Leia
16. March of the Resistance
17. Snoke
18. On the Inside
19. Torn Apart
20. The Ways of the Force
21. Scherzo for X-wings
22. Farewell and the Trip
23. The Jedi Steps and Finale

Yes, bb-8 gets an intro song. It could catch on.

Clearly the movie starts with a big attack on the Jakku Village. And then we can follow our new hero Rey (Daisey Ridley) through the tracks -- from meeting bb-8, to her growing legend ("The Girl with the Staff").

Finn (John Boyega) clearly makes a confession (Guys, I was a kind of a Stormtrooper, but totally hated it...except for the uniforms).

We have an abduction (Is that why Han Solo and Chewie are in manacles in the trailer?). Han and Leia have a moment (We can feel the sexual tension already). And so on until the stirring ending (always the hokiest part of any Star Wars movie).

Looks like we'll all have to wait until the soundtrack is released on Dec. 18  to read the notes and hear the music itself. Or we can just see the movie on Dec. 18 when its released.

Daisy Ridley, object of many songs as Rey
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