Much like Black Friday, the party game Cards Against Humanity rewards the shameless dregs of society with fleeting and undeserved senses of self-worth and accomplishment. Unlike Black Friday, the party game ‘Cards Against Humanity’ is something I enjoy participating in and one I typically dominate.

And if you, like me, enjoy playing ‘Cards Against Humanity’ but not camping outside retail stores for the chance to trample people in pursuit of a discounted waffle iron, you’ll love the game’s incredible Black Friday offer. ‘Cards Against Humanity’ is currently giving you the chance to give them $5, no strings attached.

In return for your $5, you get nothing besides the smug satisfaction that comes with being part of a massive and awesome troll job. The website explains:

On Black Friday, everybody is selling something. We’re the only company to offer the superior Black Friday experience of buying nothing….

The greatest Black Friday gift of all is buying nothing. We’re offering that for the rock-bottom price of $5. How can you afford NOT to seize this incredible opportunity?

As of this posting, ‘Cards Against Humanity’ has sold over $35,000 worth of nothing. The internet is super weird.