Chad Johnson isn’t playing football anymore so these days he’s all about FIFA, cigars, Starbucks, and spreading positivity. In case you needed a pick-me-up, Chad Johnson wants you to know that he loves you.
Yes, you too.
He loves all of you, but wants to shout a few of you out individually
He also loves entire TV networks
Even if you don’t love him, he wants you to know that he still loves you
And lastly:
Cool. Let’s make it a good one, you guys.