Martin Brodeur is 42, made more saves than any goaltender in NHL history, and will never, ever be able to explain the horrendous goal he conceded to the Los Angeles Kings Thursday night.

Forward Dwight King broke pressure by launching a “shot” from center ice. It’s at this time we all remember the puck, though frozen, is made of rubber. The biscuit bounced like an Iggy Azalea song, over Brodeur and into the back of the net.