Punchlines: More throw hats in the ring for president

And now the GOP has a strong potential female candidate for the 2016 bid. Last week, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina stated that she was "seriously considering" a run for president. She says that she would offer a different perspective and experience, according to a USA TODAY report. One late-night comic knows exactly how she would fund her campaign: by selling one Hewlett-Packard ink cartridge.

Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update compares Mitt Romney's run to a famous cartoon character's unrelenting attempt to finally kick that football. Take a look to find out who.

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