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Punchlines: Sports madness

Eileen Rivers
USA TODAY Opinion
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Who needs the NCAA tournament when there's a viral video from Mexico's Golden Chihuahua All-Star Game floating around the Internet?

By now, most people have probably seen it: that cringeworthy moment when one of the basketball players doesn't quite make the hoop after he tries to dunk, Blake Griffin style, over a convertible sports car. Late-night comic Jimmy Kimmel blames Google's driverless vehicle for the disaster. Take a look to see if you can assess what the problem is.

And Seth Meyers and David Letterman reveal how their brackets got busted, but not in the way you might think. Their choices involved the band One Direction and a retiring member of Congress.

All that and more in today's slightly off beat sports roundup of Punchlines. After you watch our favorite jokes, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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