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Punchlines: Cruz drifts over to Obamacare

USA TODAY
Conan O'Brien

What's that saying again? Oh, right, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

After spending much of his political career touting the fact that he didn't need Obamacare and leading the failed but still struggling fight to repeal it, it looks like GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz will be signing up for health care through the plan after all. According to reports, he is no longer eligible to get care through his wife's insurance policy since she's taking a leave of absence from Goldman Sachs to work on her husband's campaign full time.

According to Jimmy Fallon, it's a good thing that Cruz has the Obamacare option, because the candidate was just taken to the hospital in hypocritical condition.

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