Punchlines: New holiday tradition? The ouija board!

Remember when you found out that Santa Claus wasn't real? So does one late-night comic. The revelation devastated him so much that it almost kept him from walking out to do his opening monologue. And another comic talks about a different revelation from Google. The search engine found that one of this year's most popular toys is the ouija board. As if, said the comic, it isn't bad enough having to deal with living relatives during the holiday season.

Take a look at some of our favorite holiday jokes, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

And, like you, Punchlines is also looking forward to breaking for the holiday season. It will take some time off to enjoy egg nog, fruit cake, stuffing and all the great holiday sides. But, check back on Dec. 31 for your chance to vote on the best Punchlines of the year! Happy holidays!

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